Divinely Chaotic

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I feel stupid for not seeing the double meaning in that.

Moffat, Moffat? Moffat.

The 12th Doctor is announced, Steven Moffat has gone mad with power and declared himself as the new Doctor, there’s a new companion too it is also Moffat, we’ll see a new bad guy in this series as well it’s called The Moffat. The programme in now called Doctor Moffat and will be shown on BBCMoffat every Saturday night, now known as Moffat Night

All I could think of was:

Malkovich?

Malkovich, Malkovich.

~~It’s safe to say there’s an alternate universe spewing this gem right about now.~~

Post workout cuddles <3

So, the other night…

My friends and I got together and had our very own Chopped competition, while Food Network’s Chopped played in the background.

The ingredients: Bubba burger patties, Flaming Hot Cheetos, Funions, lime-flavored Tostitos, honey roasted cashews, some spicy beef-jerky, boneless buffalo chicken, coleslaw, spinach with garlic and oil, and chickpea salad

The judges: Renee, Andrew, and Keith (the provider of the ingredients.

The Home Team: Steve and myself

Course 1:
Hummus made with Fiery Hot Cheetos,
chickpea salad, beef jerky
and spinach and garlic.
Served with lime-flavored Tostitos

Course 2:

Funion and garlic seasoned Bubba burgers,

served on pumpernickel rye, with a creamy,

BBQ, buffalo chicken spread, and fresh spinach.

Coleslaw salad on the side.

The Visitors: Mikey and Nick

Course 1:

Looks like a hummus-related dip,

served with toasted bread.

Course 2:

Buffalo and Fiery Hot Cheeto crusted

burger, served on cheesey garlic potato

bread.

Considering the ingredients wracked up a grand total of $17, and also considering what the ingredients are, I’d say we all did an amazing job. But The Home Team was (clearly) victorious.

amie33:

#i feel like this is the perfect counterpart to aotd #because everyone always assumed that rory loved amy more than she loved him #but she loved him so much as well #and people always assume that river loves the doctor more than he loves her #because she’s better at showing it #but here he is admitting how deeply his feelings for her affect him #he loves her so much (via a-bitey-mad-lady)

That’s why this half-season was so disappointing. Not enough River.

The moment the woman with the big head popped up on screen, I knew the episode would be just fine.

(Source: doctor-burke)

I’m destined for great things.

bouncingdodecahedrons:

ifelay:

“So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry” … - Imgur

Aye, it’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent I’ve ever set my eyes on.

(Source: ifelay1)

retuce:

asktherenaissanceman:

coffeeandfish:

lampgod:

did-you-kno:

Source

Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks.

Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.

DaVinci’s demons makes more sense now.

I love this man.

It's even worse when you go away for months at a time...

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

catcatclem:

badpeopleanonymous:

cardenio:

lambocalypse:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT

all of the above ^^

Never change, potterheads. I love being one of you. BTW, Cormac McClaggen was the name you were looking for. Kid was such a douche.

This just made my year.
That Time I Was a Time Lord